Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Used to describe someone who is ‘written off’ another word for ‘clapped’ and ‘munted’
Guy 1: hey weren’t you thinking of linking her
Guy2: nahhh that girl is written
Guy1: yeah didn’t want to say but she is baddd
Written by Coochiecrusader November 8, 2018

Written in the chips 

If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.

However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.

Written by a woman

The phrase “written by a woman” is mostly applied to men, who are literally God’s sent. They are respectful, handsome and wonderful in any way. (not homophobic, racist, etc.) These type of men are the most beautiful beings to exist.
“Oh, that’s Namjoon! Gosh, he’s so awesome, he must’ve been written by a woman!”

“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”
Written by a woman by Alynn <3 July 22, 2021

Written off 

When a person is just non-existent to other people because of how unnoticed they are.
''That kid was at school the whole day?. Damn he's a written off person.''
Written off by Munted dipshit August 24, 2019

written by a man 

The phrase ‘written by a man’ is typically used to describe a female who fits the stereotypical beauty standards that appeal to men. e.g innocence, natural beauty etc. This is usually used in a negative sense.
“She has to be written by a man. She’s so basic.”

Written Test 

A long boring exam on a piece of paper that no one wants to take.
Yo, I don't want to take this Written Test right now.
More from Urban Dictionary
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
Load more