staggy 

pain in the ass.
person who craves attention.
someone who would do something intentionally to harm themselves, just for the attention.

Chris Rudolph just pulled a staggy

staggy by Ryan Ashcraft June 11, 2007

staggy 

crafty and tripped out behavior

u see dat fool jb @ seedy jags last nite??? that fool was tripped out!! y is he so staggy?

staggy by cominthruza September 30, 2011

staggy 

To "do a staggy" is to cut your arms for attention, and, specifically, to cut your arms only to then roll up your sleeves and show it off. Thus, to demean those who hurt themselves and are then ashamed of it, to a point where they don't shove it in people's faces.

A staggy can also refer to an attention seeker in general, or a general pain in the backside.

"I fell down a hill and hurt my hand, and it really looks like I've done a staggy. Shit."

staggy by Vampriss November 24, 2006

staggle 

the awkward exchange that occurs when two people who are walking towards each other move the same direction (usually more than once) to get out of each other's way

It's hard to avoid staggling with other pedestrians when walking on the crowded streets of London.

staggle by Anna Swanson May 16, 2005

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.

Shaggy Defense by runfromcheney May 20, 2010

swaggy nerd 

An individual who enjoys learning and does not adhere to social norms, however, they carry themselves in a bold and confident manner. The person who does not fit the prototypical definition of "being cool", but is still a trend setter and doesn't care what other people think and goes against the grain.

He scored the highest test scores and he is still the strongest player on the football team, he is such a swaggy nerd.

swaggy nerd by Self Made Jade October 21, 2020

Shaggy 

The god of every universe who is known for destroying planets by only using 1% of his power.

Interviewer: can you give us a example of 1% percent of your power.
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo

Interviewer: No

Shaggy: Exactly

Shaggy by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 27, 2019