Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

Smurf 'n' Turf by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Surf N' Turf Buffet 

When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.

Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.

Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.

After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower

Surf N' Turf Buffet by BoneCityPLZ January 8, 2012

Surf N Turf 

A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.

Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.

Surf N Turf by porkrocket October 8, 2016

trailer park surf n turf 

A fancy dual entree meal. "Trailer park surf n turf" is two main dishes, say tuna casserole and hot dogs, together. One of the main dishes is fish (surf) and the other meat (turf). In a more elevated atmosphere it might consist of lobster and steak. Alternatives could be: frozen fish sticks, spam, catfish, baloney, etc.

"On Sunday they had trailer park surf n turf washed down with a six pack of cold ones!"

trailer park surf n turf by dogrobert November 7, 2008

Surf N Turf 

When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time

Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?

Surf N Turf by Sean MacDonald August 14, 2008

surf n turf blowjob 

Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"

"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "

surf n turf blowjob by Snrubsville June 10, 2016

Croydon surf n turf 

Hot dogs and tuna fish

Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF

Croydon surf n turf by JoeCroydon May 30, 2016