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A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.
Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!
cantele by lava_vag December 10, 2006
Related Words

canteening 

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.
Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen
canteening by canteen freak December 15, 2011

Centerised 

how to say it:
center - eyesed

the act of making something centred
bob centerised his penis
Centerised by your mum chest hair January 19, 2014

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

call center 

A place where companies outsource customer service or technical support, ostensibly because it's cheaper than having in-house support. They are notorious for hiring anyone who can lift a headset and operate a keyboard and firing people for completely lame reasons whenever it is no longer proffitable to keep them or they are elligable for a pay increase. A large portion of the furry community works in call centers.
"I've worked in four or five call centers over the last few years. Maybe some day I'll get a real job," Rob said, then hit his Ready button to take another call.
call center by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.
The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."
Cunteyes by Aerofucker August 3, 2009