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Cunterpillar 

Annoying caterpillar that invades a garden and destroys your favourite plants
Oh no! Cunterpillars have eaten holes in my lisianthus flowers again
Cunterpillar by enviromech September 1, 2016

cunterpillar 

Cun-ter-pil-lar

When a caterpillar eats all your f-ing crops overnight.
Man, that caterpillar ate my capsicum. What a cunterpillar

Caterpillar Back 

A woman that has tons of back fat and wears tight shirts which gives the appearance of a caterpillar in motion. Her very presence makes the penis soft.
That new broad in HR has a caterpillar back. She makes me gag with rage and hatred, how I loathe her fat back.
Caterpillar Back by OmegaSquad January 14, 2010

Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar

The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar from Chapter V
"Advice from a Caterpillar" from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll. Is a 3in tall blue caterpillar that sits on a mushroom smokeing as discripeted a vary larg hookah. This Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar first word to Alice come in the form of a sleepy toned queston "Who are you?" Another famous quote from The blue Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar is “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” In the fantasy movie “Alice in Wonderland” 2010 film by Tim Burton, Alan Rickman played the voice of the blue hooka smokeing Caterpillar.
"Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar"

Chapter V
Advice from a Caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

`Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.

crusty caterpillar 

When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.
Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.
crusty caterpillar by jertel February 15, 2015

Caterpillar 

When your girlfriend is mad at you so she takes all the blankets and systematically wraps herself up like a caterpillar. This, preventing you from having any blankets... so you have have to sleep in the cold.
Man: I can’t come into work today because I got a cold.

Boss: Who’d you get the cold from?

Man: I got CATERPILLAR(ed) by my girl and was freezing all night..sorry boss.
Caterpillar by TrickyAru November 29, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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