cuntess 

A woman who behaves like and exhibits the qualities of a cunt in nearly all facets of life.

Erin has decided to once again inform everyone on Facebook about the lights being turned off when she arrives at lab. What a fucking cuntess!

cuntess by I_dislike_smelly_women September 1, 2013

cuntess 

A royal cunt!
A professional cunt

Meg is the Cuntess of Fredneck

cuntess by Uncle Stinky Pants January 31, 2005

Cuntess 

She is the lower level of a Cunteen (queen of cunts) a Cuntess is a princess cunt.

She is below the level of a Cunteen, she is a Cuntess. She’s learning.

Cuntess by Luchar March 15, 2018

Cuntess 

Refers to an extroverted, reckless, impulsive, poorly educated, unintelligent woman who always causes problems for everyone around her. Then tosses the blame outward, looking for any scapegoat to preserve her vain, narcissistic, egomaniacal divinity. The key factor of a Cuntess is that they must uphold a grandiose delusion of absolute personal perfection, which no one may challenge. Essentially, a Cuntess is a forgetful, low-functioning psychopath with an inferiority complex.

The Cuntess threw out her favourite CD, telling me she wasn't interested in the band any more. Now she's blaming John for stealing it, saying that she was always suspicious of him due to his 'criminal element.' Can you believe that?"

Cuntess by Unorthodox Platypus October 12, 2016

Cuntess 

Someone who is found with qualities of a Cunt as well as a Goddess.

That girl is such a mean and bitchy yet wildly majestic cuntess who belongs to the aristocracts of the upper class and elites.

Cuntess by Dorrdorii January 10, 2020

Royal Cuntess

A royal bitch tard that suffers from narcissistic behavior, prides one self in God, but doesn't follow practice. Will not get off their high horse.

Shes being a Royal Cuntess with her attitude, she needs to help out

Royal Cuntess by Jackale April 19, 2026

Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.

Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

Countess Boochie Flagrante by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019