cuntess

A woman who behaves like and exhibits the qualities of a cunt in nearly all facets of life.

Erin has decided to once again inform everyone on Facebook about the lights being turned off when she arrives at lab. What a fucking cuntess!

by I_dislike_smelly_women September 1, 2013

cuntess

A royal cunt!
A professional cunt

Meg is the Cuntess of Fredneck

by Uncle Stinky Pants January 31, 2005

Cuntess

She is the lower level of a Cunteen (queen of cunts) a Cuntess is a princess cunt.

She is below the level of a Cunteen, she is a Cuntess. She’s learning.

by Luchar March 15, 2018

Cuntess

Refers to an extroverted, reckless, impulsive, poorly educated, unintelligent woman who always causes problems for everyone around her. Then tosses the blame outward, looking for any scapegoat to preserve her vain, narcissistic, egomaniacal divinity. The key factor of a Cuntess is that they must uphold a grandiose delusion of absolute personal perfection, which no one may challenge. Essentially, a Cuntess is a forgetful, low-functioning psychopath with an inferiority complex.

The Cuntess threw out her favourite CD, telling me she wasn't interested in the band any more. Now she's blaming John for stealing it, saying that she was always suspicious of him due to his 'criminal element.' Can you believe that?"

by Unorthodox Platypus October 12, 2016

Cuntess

Someone who is found with qualities of a Cunt as well as a Goddess.

That girl is such a mean and bitchy yet wildly majestic cuntess who belongs to the aristocracts of the upper class and elites.

by Dorrdorii January 10, 2020

Countess Boochie Flagrante

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.

Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019

Contessa

A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.

Strong Women.

Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess

Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering

Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.

Wow!

Look at Contessa

No one can get in her way of what she wants!!

by Lisa Erml February 7, 2014