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Cuntemplation 

The act of rembering all the Assholes you have the misfortune to know.
There are so many Assholes in my life. I am resigned to a life of Cuntemplation.
Cuntemplation by Liliath October 31, 2022

Cuntemplation 

When your significant other is yelling at you about something totally unreasonable or incorrect and you "cuntemplate" whether or not to engage which will possibly cause a huge explosion.
While being yelled at I was able to have a moment of "cuntemplation" on whether or not to engage and cause a larger argument or to stay silent and let them burn themselves out.
Cuntemplation by Extremejutsu February 8, 2023

cuntemplating 

Thinking about how to bring a bitch down.
He was cuntemplating while stalking his ratchet hoe, ex-boyfriend's Instagram.
cuntemplating by bcrystal February 22, 2015

coffee and contemplation 

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.
Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation”

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation 

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.
"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.

contemplation 

to be thoughtful, to express your feelings and emotions/ to try and communicate with god within yourself, to prey or request with him
Contemplation - If toay was prefect there would be no need for tomorrow
contemplation by Lucky Lunacy December 22, 2005
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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