cuntemplating

Thinking about how to bring a bitch down.

He was cuntemplating while stalking his ratchet hoe, ex-boyfriend's Instagram.

by bcrystal February 23, 2015

cuntemplating

When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.

Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.

by Uberchica December 09, 2006

Cuntemplate

The act of sitting on a thought over what someone has done that makes you angry without saying anything. And then exploding out in one orgasmic reaction releasing all the anger that has built up towards said person.

I didn't see it coming. All she did was cuntemplate for hours and then went to stay with her mother.

by DTrumpJr April 19, 2022

Cuntemplate

Contemplation in a cunty way (gay version of normal Contemplation)

I'm currently trying to cuntemplate how to fuck those demon twinks up in the worst possible way.

by Zozoz bizarre adventurez February 25, 2025

Cuntemplation

When your significant other is yelling at you about something totally unreasonable or incorrect and you "cuntemplate" whether or not to engage which will possibly cause a huge explosion.

While being yelled at I was able to have a moment of "cuntemplation" on whether or not to engage and cause a larger argument or to stay silent and let them burn themselves out.

by Extremejutsu February 08, 2023

Cuntemplation

The act of rembering all the Assholes you have the misfortune to know.

There are so many Assholes in my life. I am resigned to a life of Cuntemplation.

by Liliath November 01, 2022

Cuntemplation

When you reflect on all the vaginas you've enjoyed in your life.

Bruce was in a deep level of Cuntemplation. Visulising all the vaginas he'd seen in his lifetime. It was a pleasant form of meditation.

by Liliath November 01, 2022