Cuntemplation

When you reflect on all the vaginas you've enjoyed in your life.

Bruce was in a deep level of Cuntemplation. Visulising all the vaginas he'd seen in his lifetime. It was a pleasant form of meditation.

by Liliath October 31, 2022

Cuntemplation

The act of rembering all the Assholes you have the misfortune to know.

There are so many Assholes in my life. I am resigned to a life of Cuntemplation.

by Liliath October 31, 2022

Cuntemplation

When your significant other is yelling at you about something totally unreasonable or incorrect and you "cuntemplate" whether or not to engage which will possibly cause a huge explosion.

While being yelled at I was able to have a moment of "cuntemplation" on whether or not to engage and cause a larger argument or to stay silent and let them burn themselves out.

by Extremejutsu February 8, 2023

cuntemplating

Thinking about how to bring a bitch down.

He was cuntemplating while stalking his ratchet hoe, ex-boyfriend's Instagram.

by bcrystal February 22, 2015

coffee and contemplation

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.

Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation”

by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.

"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.

by Wetpaperbag February 7, 2010

contemplation

to be thoughtful, to express your feelings and emotions/ to try and communicate with god within yourself, to prey or request with him

Contemplation - If toay was prefect there would be no need for tomorrow

by Lucky Lunacy December 22, 2005