zyrich

A girl who thinks so little of herself and whenever something bad happens she always tries to get the handle of it and just be calm. She hates people who lie. She hates feeling sticky. She hates feeling ignored. She almost hates everything in the world. She just genuinely want a long lasting and healthy relationship.

“zyrich hates liars”

by Zyrich November 20, 2023

Lake Zurich High School

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.

Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.

by oceancats March 21, 2017

Lake Zurich Redneck

A person living in Lake Zurich, IL who is convinced that they're actually living somewhere in the deep south. They typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of Lake Zurich at any time. Some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. All drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.

"Hey man, did you see the Lake Zurich football team beat Stevenson last night?"
"No, i was too busy watching re-runs of Duck Dynasty and practicing my fake southern accent."
"Oh shut the fuck up you fake fucking Lake Zurich Redneck this is Lake Zurich not Macon, Georgia."

by chiefman67 September 24, 2013

Zurich Breeze

When you put your cocaine around a dirty hookers asshole and sniff it out of the air after she puffed it up with a nasty fart.

Hey Carl, have you seen my cocaine?
Yeah, sorry bro I used yours for a Zurich breeze with Ashleigh.

by Sick Fuck 2001 July 23, 2023

Lake Zurich High School

Also known as Vape Zurich. The high school with the largest percentage of girls that end up in the ER for drinking.

ryan: “dude are you going to lake zurich high schools prom?”

connor: “nah dude I think i’m just going to the after party. Heard there’s going to be 5 cases of Busch...”

by anonlz2019 May 25, 2018

Zurichi

A cat who rejects his heritage, and/or is in denial of it.

Quit being a Zurichi! You're making your Uncle Nemo sad.

by ADFXOzymandias June 18, 2010

zyrish

Zyrish is an amazing human being and down-to-earth person. She's shy around new people and tend to not talk until someone initiates a conversation first but will eventually improve if they've become close friends. She's also very funny and likes to make jokes. Everyone should appreciate Zyrish more.

Sentence 1: Hey do you know Zyrish? She's very cool and pretty.
Sentence 2: I'd love to be friends with Zyrish.

by vhades November 9, 2021