zurned

p.p. dampened by water that sprays out of a flushing toilet. named for a maker of automatic-flush toilets that tend to flush while a person is still sitting on them.

Hey Matilda, are the bathrooms here clean?

Yeah, but I got zurned!

by eccecattus January 30, 2007

zurn

Another word for urinate. Named after Zurn urinals and plumbing fixtures. As opposed to its more vulgar counterparts, 'zurn' is fun to say and has a good ring to it.

Dude, I'll be right back. I've gotta zurn.

by betnek July 17, 2009

zurn

a ZURN is a combination of a zing and a burn, thus, ZURN was created

You just instuled someone and you're quite proud, it was witty, so you say "zurn!"

by Allie B November 29, 2004

Zurn

Another phrase used for stating that you 'Don't care'. Often used with the phrase don't care. Origanally obtained from the song 'Hey lil mama remix' by lil wayne.

When we told kayla she looked like shit, she simply stated "ZURN, don't careeee."

by s moola & CDUBz April 12, 2009

Zurn

A zipper burn. As in when you get an erection and you get brush burn on your unit.

Your mom totally gave me a zurn!

by Maime Joyer March 14, 2011

Zurn

The combination of Burn and Zing. Used after witty insults

Nick: Hey
Scott: You suck Cock! ZURN
Nick: Who told you!

by Ice Man 480 December 26, 2008

ZURNED

The official word for kicking and licking ass.

That guy ZURNED his quota and is flying first class to P Club.

My buddy told me he ZURNED that girl from the bar and got pink eye.

by Hampton2022 March 6, 2024