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The official word for kicking and licking ass.
That guy ZURNED his quota and is flying first class to P Club.

My buddy told me he ZURNED that girl from the bar and got pink eye.
ZURNED by Hampton2022 March 6, 2024
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zurned • Zuned • Zorned • zuned out • zuried • zurnen • zurted • Zune Duty
Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.
Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.
Zuned by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013
A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understood as a slang term that implies missed expectations and/or humiliation.

Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.
Examples include "Zunage" when used in a collective sense or, "Dude, you just got Zuned," when used in an individual sense.
Zuned by Eric Landstrom December 27, 2007
When all users of one networked product fail.

Reference: On December 31st, 2008 every single Zune user got a bsod due to a leap-year error in the audio-player's code.
Dude, we all go zuned by that squirrel in the substation last night.
zuned by MLx January 1, 2009
To physically consume or use too much of something to the point in which you can not do it again.
1- Ahh dude too much Lays potato chips.
2- I bet you could eat more.

1- No way I so Zorned from Lays chips.
Zorned by 69 A11 April 8, 2010

zuned out 

When an entire class of devices stops working simultaneously.

Named after the infamous zune outage of December 31s 2008 where 30Gb zunes the world over spontaneously turned into bricks.
All of the MyFirstPony musical picture frames zuned out when the company website went down.
zuned out by laprice January 1, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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