Mr_Shifty's definitions

Sarcopath

A word used to describe someone who is clinically sarcastic.

Be careful what you say to Pete... he's a complete sarcopath.

by Mr_Shifty December 9, 2008

Zuned

Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.

Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.

by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

Punchlining

The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.

When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".

by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009

busey

Engaged in so much high-stress, fast paced activity that one is going completely batshit nuts.

Kyle didn't show up for lunch today because he was extremely busey at work and was going insane.

by Mr_Shifty November 14, 2011

Fahrenheil

A logarithmic scale used to measure the angry ranting of Nazis globally.

In 1942, angry Nazi ranting was measured at an unprecedented level of 120 degrees Fahrenheil, whereas in 1947, this amount had decreased to a calm, cool 68 degrees Fahrenheil.

by Mr_Shifty August 2, 2011

Synchronidiot

A stupid driver who subconsciously always matches the speed of anybody driving in the lane next to them.

I tried to pass the guy who was driving slowly, but as I caught up to him, he turned out to be a synchronidiot, and I had to speed up to get around him.

by Mr_Shifty June 17, 2016

distilliant

An adjective used to describe a particularly brilliant distilled beverage.

Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".

by Mr_Shifty November 13, 2013