Definitions by Mr_Shifty

Passhole 

A person who doesn't pass you in a timely fashion on the interstate, or comes up on you like they're going to pass you, but is inconsistent in their speed so that you can't get around other traffic.

I was about to pass this semi truck but I was blocked in the left lane by a very persistent passhole that caused me to put on my brakes.

Passhole by Mr_Shifty February 16, 2018

Synchronidiot 

A stupid driver who subconsciously always matches the speed of anybody driving in the lane next to them.

I tried to pass the guy who was driving slowly, but as I caught up to him, he turned out to be a synchronidiot, and I had to speed up to get around him.

Synchronidiot by Mr_Shifty June 17, 2016

distilliant 

An adjective used to describe a particularly brilliant distilled beverage.

Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".

distilliant by Mr_Shifty November 13, 2013

Zuned 

Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.

Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.

Zuned by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

Defaulty 

When the out-of-the-box settings for something are flawed to the point of being broken.

I tried using Ubuntu's Unity desktop, but I discovered right after installing it that it's defaulty.

Defaulty by Mr_Shifty May 9, 2013

busey 

Engaged in so much high-stress, fast paced activity that one is going completely batshit nuts.

Kyle didn't show up for lunch today because he was extremely busey at work and was going insane.

busey by Mr_Shifty November 14, 2011

Fahrenheil

A logarithmic scale used to measure the angry ranting of Nazis globally.

In 1942, angry Nazi ranting was measured at an unprecedented level of 120 degrees Fahrenheil, whereas in 1947, this amount had decreased to a calm, cool 68 degrees Fahrenheil.

Fahrenheil by Mr_Shifty August 2, 2011