zurned

p.p. dampened by water that sprays out of a flushing toilet. named for a maker of automatic-flush toilets that tend to flush while a person is still sitting on them.

Hey Matilda, are the bathrooms here clean?

Yeah, but I got zurned!

by eccecattus January 26, 2007

penguienne

n. a woman wearing a tuxedo.

Another show of penguiennes with tap shoes? Ugh, spare me.

by eccecattus December 09, 2006

emunication

n. sing. the performative act of establishing one's emo identity through music, poetry, or online journaling before a real or virtual audience; a public exhibition of melancholy. compound of emo(tive) and (com)munication. see emunicate.

I had to cancel my myspace account because I couldn't handle all the emunication anymore.

by eccecattus November 28, 2006

penguine

adj. penguin-like; used especially to describe a tuxedo-wearing man in a group of other formally-attired men.

Awww, the Vienna Boys' Choir boys are positively penguine!

by eccecattus December 09, 2006

CVS

acronym, "Crappy Variety Store"; a pharmacy chain that stocks health and beauty supplies, snack foods, holiday kitsch, photo accessories and convenience items that are all of poor ("crappy") quality.

My new winter hat already has a hole in it.
-Where'd you get it?
CVS.
-Well, what did you expect?

by eccecattus December 12, 2006

sontag

n. a white streak in dark hair, à la Susan Sontag.

Why would I color my hair? I'm rockin' a sontag!

by eccecattus April 03, 2007

kangaroo piss

n. inexpensive, poor-quality Australian white wine.

-Have you tried Yellow Tail chardonnay?
-Blehh, I can't drink that kangaroo piss!

by eccecattus December 09, 2006