zurned

p.p. dampened by water that sprays out of a flushing toilet. named for a maker of automatic-flush toilets that tend to flush while a person is still sitting on them.

Hey Matilda, are the bathrooms here clean?

Yeah, but I got zurned!

by eccecattus January 30, 2007

ZURNED

The official word for kicking and licking ass.

That guy ZURNED his quota and is flying first class to P Club.

My buddy told me he ZURNED that girl from the bar and got pink eye.

by Hampton2022 March 6, 2024

Zuned

Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.

Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.

by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

Zuned

A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understood as a slang term that implies missed expectations and/or humiliation.

Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.

Examples include "Zunage" when used in a collective sense or, "Dude, you just got Zuned," when used in an individual sense.

by Eric Landstrom December 27, 2007

zuned

When all users of one networked product fail.

Reference: On December 31st, 2008 every single Zune user got a bsod due to a leap-year error in the audio-player's code.

Dude, we all go zuned by that squirrel in the substation last night.

by MLx January 1, 2009

Zorned

To physically consume or use too much of something to the point in which you can not do it again.

1- Ahh dude too much Lays potato chips.
2- I bet you could eat more.

1- No way I so Zorned from Lays chips.

by 69 A11 April 8, 2010

zuned out

When an entire class of devices stops working simultaneously.

Named after the infamous zune outage of December 31s 2008 where 30Gb zunes the world over spontaneously turned into bricks.

All of the MyFirstPony musical picture frames zuned out when the company website went down.

by laprice January 1, 2009