zunked 

To be extremely drunk/wasted or high. To be extremely fucked up/not sober.

"Bro we got so zunked last night"
"Can't wait to get zunked on saturday"

zunked by laynal February 7, 2017

Zunted

To be super stoned

Bruh im absolutely Zunted rn

Zunted by Yung Fiji Fre$h June 4, 2018

Zuned 

Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.

Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.

Zuned by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

Zonked 

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

Zonked by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

Zuked

When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.

Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?

Zuked by bt3101 November 14, 2011

Zonked 

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

Zonked by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

Zucked 

To be banned from facebook for posting controversial or offensive things.

"Dude did you hear Justin got Zucked?"

:No shit, what for!:

"He said that being obese is a disease in a thread with feminists!"

:Ouch. Zucked for thirty days, I take it?:

Zucked by sushi65GINGER June 20, 2016