Dude I Krazy 8'ed those four strippers from the titie bar last night. My head is still spinning from that epp.
by bt3101 May 14, 2010
When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.
Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?
Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.
OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?
Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.
OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?
by bt3101 November 14, 2011
One who lives by the code abides by four principles and never strays.
1) Keep your mouth shut, no matter what. No family secrets are reveled; never snitch on a friend or family member even if you must take the fall.
2) Keep your word. Do what you say you will, do not cheat a friend or family member.
3) Ball 100%... Give everything you got. Never quit on yourself or your family.
4) Own your kids; take care of them no matter what obstacles stand in the way. Teach them the code.
1) Keep your mouth shut, no matter what. No family secrets are reveled; never snitch on a friend or family member even if you must take the fall.
2) Keep your word. Do what you say you will, do not cheat a friend or family member.
3) Ball 100%... Give everything you got. Never quit on yourself or your family.
4) Own your kids; take care of them no matter what obstacles stand in the way. Teach them the code.
by bt3101 February 20, 2011
by bt3101 December 10, 2016
A man who is tall and fat but thinks he is muscular. You would need a chainsaw to cut the fat down on this pig.
Yo mugs don't sweat that dude he is not tough, he is bouncer fat. One shot to the neck and he will drop like bird shit.
by bt3101 July 09, 2010
Someone who at a moments notice can pull an excuse for just about anything out of their ass. This happens often when defending a sports team or the reasons someone is dating busted girl. Everyone knows the usual list of excuses and weather they say it or not they are all thinking "man what an excuse merchant".
Hey Joey, the NY Giants Suck this year.
Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"
Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.
Joey: "No they don't they would be undefeated if Eli didn't cut his face shaving in week 3"
Here we go again... What an excuse merchant.
by bt3101 November 30, 2011
When a woman (usually overweight) bends over and shows the world more than expected. Her ass is on display and there is usually a thin red or pink thong hanging half way up her ass.
Hey Roger I was at the kitchen in the office and Mimi from payroll dropped her diet coke. I heard it hit the ground and turned around and saw her bent over and her whole ass hanging out of her pants. I was like "Oh my God, Moon over Miami"
by bt3101 December 19, 2011