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Past tense for the incident where someone who is trying to have fun, breaks something expensive.
My blackberry just got zinked.
Zinked by yujuta October 11, 2010
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To be hyped-up or Buzzed on a large dose of caffiene such as an Energy Drink like "Amp", "Rockstar" or "Monster"
Hyper Hyped-up Caffiene energy drink Buzzed....."I came in to work SO tired this morning; I drank an Amp & Now I'm Zinked!" ....... "Rob is zinked; he's Full of energy now that he drank that Rockstar!"
Zinked by 1KoolNana! June 16, 2010
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Another word for tripping, Often used to describe something that requires you to overthink or cant explain; can be used to describe the altered state of mind whist under hallucinates.
Person 1 : Man, thats so trippy
Person 2 : Nah its so zinked

Person 1: Don't you ever wonder about .....
Person 2: Fuck I've never thought of that, dude that shits zinked.
zinked by rubz00 May 3, 2014

getting Zinked

being the victim of intense tomfoolery.
Mark: I invited Hampson to look at this website, but little does he know, it's about him!
Andrew: Looks like he's getting Zinked today.
getting Zinked by YouReadMyName November 16, 2016

Jim zinked 

When you fuck up every job you bid
Man this is really Jim zinked
That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked
Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018
Someone who stinks or hasn't shaved in a long time
Guy 1: Did you see Nick in that photo?
Guy 2: It looked like he hadn't shaved in a year
Guy 1: Zinkey
Zinkey by E-Hookah February 28, 2014
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