Zanked 

Feeling the effects of Xanex.

I took a bar about ten minutes ago and now I'm feeling zanked.

Zanked by Pete1297 February 9, 2010

zanked 

mixing of preworkout and herbal supplements* to create a buzz like no other

"Yo dude I'm "zanked" out right now".
"Bro you tryna get zanked?"

zanked by apartmentinatl February 16, 2025

Zanked

1) getting slapped in the ass by a zombie while bending over
2) Another for being spanked with hands covered in boogers

I got zanked by a zombie!!

Zanked by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck May 7, 2026

Zonked 

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

Zonked by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

Zonked 

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

Zonked by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

Zanged 

To be ripped off. Making a profit out of someone's loss. Usually drug related

Bob: I just bought a zoot for £15 from my dealer
Steven: No way bro! You've been zanged, a zoot is only worth £5

Zanged by Essig December 21, 2016

zonked Out 

When some one has passed out.

"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."

zonked Out by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012