zuckup

A collosal fuckup, on the scale of losing tens of hundreds of billions of dollars, as a result of making very questionable business decisions.

After trying to back out of a Twitter deal and failing to build a VR platform people actually wanted, Mark and Elon discussed their mutual zuckups over lunch.

by Roboticide October 27, 2022

zuckureus

The act of having sex in the forest during a rainy and foggy day.

- I finally went for a walk at the forest with Kate!
- Aaah, did you manage to pull a zuckureus?

by Mr. Zuck December 12, 2019

Zuckophant

Anyone who sucks up to Zuckerberg (aka Zucky and many less flattering monikers) and somehow miraculously manages to never break Facebook Community Standards and wind up in Zuckatraz (Facebook Jail).

Mildred is such a Zuckophant; she's never spent a day in Zuckatraz!

by jbcoops March 25, 2022

Zuckophant

Someone who completely sucks up to Zuckerberg so they don't get in trouble at Facebook.

My friend's a complete Zuckophant; he's never even spent a day in Zuckatraz!

by jbcoops March 20, 2022

Zuckaphobia

A fear created by the Facebook marketplace when you see an item that is mildly-interesting to you, but you decide instead not to click on it out of fear of Facebook jamming your marketplace feed with a plethora of similar items for at least a week.

I clicked on an Oriental rug yesterday and now my marketplace feed is completely Zucked with rugs.

I saw a cool car on the marketplace yesterday, but I got Zuckaphobia and didn’t click on it.

by BeeAay October 26, 2019

Zuckspecious

Whenever you are worried that Mark Zuckerberg is watching you.

You know, last night I felt like something Zuckspecious when I was stalking your Instagram profile.

by cooldude69forlife August 19, 2022

Zuckual Harassment

Term for what it is to be “Zucked”.

I feel so violated. I was have been Zuckually harassed. I am a victim of Zuckual harassment.

by Maga Irene December 8, 2020