Zuckophant

Anyone who sucks up to Zuckerberg (aka Zucky and many less flattering monikers) and somehow miraculously manages to never break Facebook Community Standards and wind up in Zuckatraz (Facebook Jail).

Mildred is such a Zuckophant; she's never spent a day in Zuckatraz!

Zuckophant by jbcoops March 25, 2022

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Zuckophant

Someone who completely sucks up to Zuckerberg so they don't get in trouble at Facebook.

My friend's a complete Zuckophant; he's never even spent a day in Zuckatraz!

Zuckophant by jbcoops March 20, 2022

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Zuckophant • suckophant

Suckophant

A woman who uses sex or relationships in an attempt to gain status off of a perceived alpha male. A status parasite who think by being with an alpha it makes them one too. A play on sycophant and suck.

Sally had a smug look on her face when she told the story of how she slept with the pro athlete, but everyone rolled their eyes as she was just a suckophant.

Suckophant by Quif Chang Caine June 1, 2023

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suckophant

An especially sycophantic Republican. Imagine a Republican elephant fellating Trump with it's trunk

Republican legislators and officials won't tell Trump to concede because they are either suckophants or cowards.

suckophant by BenedictDonald November 10, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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