Jules exclaimed "About time motherfuckers!" as he grasped his Oscar and considered ramming it up Will Smith's ass for bitch slapping Chris Rock and taking him out of the spotlight.
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Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild!" and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
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1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
1. Repugnicant (sic) who wants Marshal Law (siccer) and threatens to "succeed" (siccest) from the Union if democracy isn't overthrown in the name of democracy.
2. Snowflake who taunted others in 2016 when Trumplethinskin lost the popular vote but won by an "Electoral College landslide" with chants like "Fuck Your Feelings" and cries when faced with the exact opposite EC count and an overwhelming Popular vote loss.
3. Claims overwhelming fraud on the word of Dildo Braggins, Rudy Ghouliani and a pillow salesman, yet fails to produce a scintilla of evidence beyond alt-right conspiracy theorists and networks such as OANN and Newsmax. No longer believes Faux News.
4. Continues to follow Hair Furor to the End of Days because that is what their telescamgelical pastor tells them enroute to their goal of Armageddon. Clutches to the belief in Rapture although Blondie hasn't sung that song in years.
5. Proves the adage: A fool and his money are soon donating to Trump.
Randy donates 10% of every paycheck to Trump's “Official Election Defense Fund.” A true hypatriot, Randy would rather continue to be conned by Don than admitting he made a mistake.
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Trumplethinskin will lose to Kamala Harris in November for all his lies, racism and megalomaniac narcissm; Karmala is a bitch!
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Jess curled into a fetal position while reading Kennedy's "Profiles in Courage"... hoping this would be the prescription to cure him from his growing state of Palinophobia.
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