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A Language evolved primarily on the internet, similar to 1337 and LOLcat, in which the suffixes "zor" and "toid" are added to any words, although most attachments are to one-syllable words. General guidelines, but not neccessarily rules, are that 'toid" is applied to adjectives and "zor" is applied to nouns. Unlike 1337 and LOLcat, zortoid is easily spoken verbally. Examples include Swiztoid, Sicktoid, Lametoid, winzor, cupzor, sleepzor, gymzor, and foodzor.
Jeff: Hey man check out this new car I got.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP

Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.
Zortoid by superflyjeff1 October 26, 2009
Related Words
zortz zort zotz zorz zortch Zorthang Zorting Zorza zirtz Zootzoon

Evy Zorzi 

Evy Zorzi is the most beautiful, caring, sweet, compassionate, talented and overall amazing. She is super beautiful (she snappes a lot on her instgram go follow her @evyzorzi) she’s dating Ryan Herron but yah know rYans irrelevant (hehe I’m just joking don’t kill me ryan) she is overall just the best person ever 🥰
And I will snap Ryans neck in half if he hurts her
Ryan, Evy Zorzi is mine and you can fight me -bella (aka smilesforrevy 😎)
Evy Zorzi by revysupporter February 24, 2019
Where troz comes from. A saying that Pinky from TV's "Pinky & the Brain" made popular.
Pinky: "Ha ha. Zort!"
zort by trozzort September 2, 2004
a suffix added to the end of words such as "rock" and the acronym of "lol".
It takes the meaning of the word on which it is added to, to a higher level, and being more assertive.
7h47 Wuz t3h r0ckz0rz!
zorz by Gary Steelman January 27, 2005
A complete and utter dickwad who frequents TheStreetNetwork. He's a bastard Canadian, who angers and annoys the emo 'community?' with his nasty views on My Chemical Romance.
He's rude, arrogant, nasty, and foul mouthed.
We love him.
zotz by Madame Pikachu. February 7, 2008