zirtz

to fritz, to blink off, to freeze up.

Sorry I logged off briefly, my computer zirtzed.

by dragonkat January 2, 2007

zitzman

'The man who sits' literally in German. Sitting as in contemplating some theory or hypothesis.

Generally, a Zitzman is a very smart person.

by definerguy May 13, 2009

zortz

A child entertainer who's lost his kit

Whitehouse-"McGuire , wheres Ur kit"
Zortz Mcguire-"dunno sir"

by Shaq-deisel March 7, 2021

zirotzen

A blond girl who's not really smart and normally lives in a farm in the mountains. She loves working in her "stoll"

- hey zirotzen you are a real stoller

by Stollord November 28, 2021

zitzilla

a HUGE monstrosity of a zit, often found on teenage faces. not to be used regarding peopel with major acne, ususlaly just on relatively normal faces that sometimes go PEUF! and develop huge ginormous pimples.

holy mother of time! that guy over there has a major zitzilla !!!

by the shoe hating taquito eater January 17, 2005

The Zirbz

When receiving a blow job or hand job on a stranger's bed, the guy proceeds to jizz all over the bed, and then proceeds to not clean it up or tell the owner.

Man, I was at this weird house last night, but I hooked up with this girl and I did The Zirbz on some dude's bed.

by Jags05 October 5, 2006

Zitzer

A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face with a chocolate pretzel dick.

It was getting hot, and she had just ate some utz's chocolate covered pretzels, when he shoved his piece into her foodhole, she didn't even have time to avoid the zitzer. She got zitzed in the face by his big utz's chocolate covered cock.

by Sp3ctr3 March 30, 2008