A complete and utter dickwad who frequents TheStreetNetwork. He's a bastard Canadian, who angers and annoys the emo 'community?' with his nasty views on My Chemical Romance.
He's rude, arrogant, nasty, and foul mouthed.
We love him.
by Madame Pikachu. February 8, 2008
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Zotz is also the Mayan word for "vampire"
"oh no! the Zotz destroyed our whole village and drank the women and babies blood! what are we to do now?"

i don't speak fluent Mayan, now do i?
. . .
rawr.
by Barbara (Mikey) July 25, 2008
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A hard candy that is rarely found anymore. It consisted of a hard shell similar to a lollipop but the inside was filled with some sort of chemical material...i think the same kind of material used to make model volcanoes explode in science proects in Jr. High. Anyway, the end result was that once bitten into, the child experienced a serious fizzing sensation and appeared to be rabid for a few seconds. I believe that along with Pop Rocks, there were many urban myths regarding deaths cause by swallowing these while drinking a Coke.
Typical Halloween scenario from the 70's.

What did you get?

I got a Marathon Bar! What did you get?

I got some Zotz! What did you get?

I got a rock.
by CTurtle January 14, 2005
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a term used in expression of amazement.
Zotz! Did you see that guy juggle the four microwaves?
by Aron April 22, 2003
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World of Warcraft term: Used to describe the act of capturing Snowfall Graveyard in the Alterac Valley battleground while your team is winning. Such act causes a bottle-neck effect which compromises the faction's chance of winning.
That guy just pulled a Zotzs right when we were about to head for Vann.
by WowUser21 July 4, 2011
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Street slang for Exotic weed,flower,Mota ,cannabis
I just smoked some zotz that was fire.
Man them zotz got me twisted bro
Those zotz got me lifted like a firecracker on the fourth of July.
by Human Being 3 June 26, 2021
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