Zortch

Slang for female genitalia. Derogatory.

I'm not a fan of unkempt zortch.

by JasonS5555 April 21, 2009

zortch

Combination of "zap" and "scorch" meaning to burn with very high power electricity.

I wasn't careful when I hooked up the battery and managed to zortch my wrench when it caused a short circuit.

by KT Roughneck February 7, 2005

zortch

To destroy with extreme prejudice.

1. I just zortched that guy.

2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.

3. Zortch it all and start over again.

by EJO December 2, 2003

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

by zorcher June 13, 2009

Zotch

Another way of saying Bizotch, which is another way of saying Bitch. Zotch is less offensive form of Bizotch, and can be used in casual conversation.

Jessica : Hey you!
Me : Whaddup zotch, hows it goin?
Jessica : Pretty good..

by Virendar August 1, 2010

zorched

Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.

I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.

by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003