Zortch
Zortch by JasonS5555 April 21, 2009
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zortch
I wasn't careful when I hooked up the battery and managed to zortch my wrench when it caused a short circuit.
zortch by KT Roughneck February 7, 2005
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zortch • zorch • zorched • Zorthang • Zorchathon • Zorch Cannon • zorch cow • Zorch Crystal • zorcher • zorchman
zortch
1. I just zortched that guy.
2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.
3. Zortch it all and start over again.
2. This machine zortched itself and set off the fire alarm.
3. Zortch it all and start over again.
Zorch Crystal
See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.
Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.
Zorch Crystal by zorcher June 13, 2009
zorched
Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.
zorched by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010
the zorch plunge
make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
the zorch plunge by dan September 28, 2003
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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