zooyed 

for when you’re trying to say zooted but you’re like that fucking zooted or you want to “censor” the word zooted so like only ppl who know the word zooted will know you ment zooted

“bruh i’m a little zooyed rn i’m not gonna lie”

zooyed by lydddddd August 7, 2020

Zooted 

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted 

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted 

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

refer to top

Zooted by tom January 12, 2004

zooded 

being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.

Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

zooded by pick out the seeds and stems March 15, 2007

zoosed up 

The most amazing feeling ever!!!

Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!!

zoosed up by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009

zooked 

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008