zooded

being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.

Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

by pick out the seeds and stems March 15, 2007

zooded

means u are really high

man i smoked a blunt and im super zooded

by brianstopoulos November 20, 2007

zooded

When you are extremely fucked up. You can be drunk when your past drunk and fucked up your zooded the only thing left after
zooded is 911.

I got Zooded last night.

by Gn October 10, 2005

Zooded

An adjective to describe a male young adult typically dealing with a mix of financial, substance abuse and hygiene problems. Signs include seeking self-pi, self-loathing and a wholesale judgment successful people.

Jared panhandler is a real zooded dude!

by Red Hugh May 29, 2018

Zooted

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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by tom January 12, 2004