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The cleavage seen on a woman (usually a mother) at the zoo, as she bends over to point out an animal, or attraction, to her child.
Dude, family day at the zoo today, and the new prairie dog exhibit just opened up... you know what that means, ZOOTITS GALORE!
zootit by williamarisa November 23, 2010
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A Zootiez can be referred to as an extremely dank strain of Marijuana typically consumed while in bed with a sexual partner
ex. “Puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy” - Future
zootiez by sean wilson April 28, 2022
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so high or tripping balls so hard you feel like you have left the planet
zoopiter by 14152525 November 23, 2021
Zoobith is a happy guy that wants everyone to cheer up. Zoobith never does anything without his friends because then he would be lonely. All of Zoobith's dedicated friends have but one mission, to unite the whole world peacfully as friends of Zoobith. Friends of Zoobith often draw his image everywhere; he is extremely popular in Northwest colleges and high schools.
Did you see that zoobith someone drew on the table?
zoobith by szdy February 4, 2007

zip zop zoobity bop 

A term largely used in the context of gibberish and absurdism used to describe the sad state of actor Bill Cosby's mental health and acuity. Sometimes it is used as onomatopoeia, but at other times it is tacked on to exciting or seemingly insane situations in lieu of meaningful description.

It was popularized by various internet sites like YTMND, 4Chan, and Ebaums world that featured the depiction of actor Bill Cosby on the popular cartoon "Family Guy". One of the most famous incarnations of this meme involves a hip-hop song compiled from Cosby's insane babbling called "Dr. Dre Ft. Cosby", in which Cosby's singing is depicted as absurd, jovial, and loaded with non-sequiturs.
"Eeeere ah go! Down the slope! Oh- ah'm goin' zip zop zoobity bop!"
zip zop zoobity bop by Jodimest March 1, 2008

Puffin on zootiez 

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.
“Puffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

Zoobitch Safafari 

"The best group of people ever."

Don't be intimidated by their looks especially if one of them looks like a badboi because they're actually really kind and nice people once you get to know them.

: A group of people who bully each other as an act of showing their love.

: A group of people that send memes or makes memes of each other.

: A group of people with boys who influence girls to play at tnc with them.
mayora: "Omg, that group of loud and crazy people are such a Zoobitch Safafari."
donya: "I know right, but they're actually really cool people. I'd love to be a part of their group."

mayora: "Why are they bullying and hitting that poor guy who looks like a drug addict?"
donya: "Oh them? Don't worry about them they're Zoobitch Safafari, it's normal."
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