6 definitions by Jodimest

The coordinated practice of exploiting "Habbo Hotel's" game parameters by blocking access to key areas and mobbing/flooding popular hangouts (i.e., the pool) with the goal of disabling Habbo Hotel.

Often done in the spirit of fighting racism and HIV/AIDS, a good Habbo Raid can dismantle the hotel for several hours. Veteran Habbo Raiders often refer to July 12, 2006 as the greatest Habbo Raid ever, with participants from popular websites across the internet including YTMND, 4Chan, and EBaum's world. Many view it as the D-Day of Habbo Raids. Others claim the incursions on September 11th, 2006 as the greatest raid.
"Habbo Raid? Bobba yeah! Pool's closed due to AIDS."
by Jodimest September 26, 2006
1. The kind of weather they have in space. It's pretty consistent, making for easy work as a space meteorologist.

2. Solar activity, geomagnetic storms, and upper atmospheric events pertinent to the Earth that can influence climate and weather patterns.

3. Sadly but humorously enough the best two words in "Blue Harvest". On par is the muzak rendition of the Imperial March: "Imperial Elevator"
"What's the weather like out there, Ollie?"

by Jodimest June 12, 2008
1. Quite possibly the best president in the history of the United States... if you exclude the other 42. (as of 2008)

2. Quite possibly the worst president in the history of the United States... including the other 42. (as of 2008)
"George W Bush is in serious contention for the title of worst ever. In early 2004, an informal survey of 415 historians conducted by the nonpartisan History News Network found that eighty-one percent considered the Bush administration a "failure." Among those who called Bush a success, many gave the president high marks only for his ability to mobilize public support and get Congress to go along with what one historian called the administration's "pursuit of disastrous policies."

-Rolling Stone
by Jodimest June 12, 2008
A term largely used in the context of gibberish and absurdism used to describe the sad state of actor Bill Cosby's mental health and acuity. Sometimes it is used as onomatopoeia, but at other times it is tacked on to exciting or seemingly insane situations in lieu of meaningful description.

It was popularized by various internet sites like YTMND, 4Chan, and Ebaums world that featured the depiction of actor Bill Cosby on the popular cartoon "Family Guy". One of the most famous incarnations of this meme involves a hip-hop song compiled from Cosby's insane babbling called "Dr. Dre Ft. Cosby", in which Cosby's singing is depicted as absurd, jovial, and loaded with non-sequiturs.
"Eeeere ah go! Down the slope! Oh- ah'm goin' zip zop zoobity bop!"
by Jodimest March 2, 2008
The dirty, covertly contagious nickname behind a popular military style of hat, the garrison cap. The hat itself is simple in construction and is typically made of felt wool, cotton, or moleskin. More recent variants include synthetic materials like polyester. It is typically associated with apparel worn on base and is not very practical for use in the field.

The name comes from the top of the cap, which, when triple-creased, resembles a vagina. To preserve the dignity of the wearer, the hat, and the branch of service while maintaining the humor of the name, many troops abbreviate the name to "C-Cap".

Newer variants of the cap lack the triple crease on top, effectively eliminating the resemblance to genitalia, though it's doubtful that the hat's undignified nickname caused this change.
"Only a sailor could describe a hat as a cunt cap!"
"Like hell! The Army came up with that fine nickname years before any of you slimy ship rats!"
"You're both wrong! It was a Marine!"

*this argument continues endlessly and pointlessly until armageddon*
by Jodimest March 2, 2008
Mil - li- wit (n.)

1. An individual not entirely lacking in wit, but certainly well below average

2. On the metric scale, an individual with 1/1000th of a wit. In other words, not a great deal.
Actually, it was 'grape-brained milliwit', but apology accepted.
by Jodimest May 15, 2011