zoomitis

The brain numb you get after too many Zoom conferences at work.

Lauren: My head feels like it is packed in styrofoam, my ears are ringing, my eyes feel like sandpaper and I cannot remember a thing. Who am I and what did I do wrong?
Mychal: Oh, don't worry, you just have zoomitis from all those Zoom conferences, webinars, presentations...It will go away in time for another round of nonproductivity tomorrow.

zoomitis by The Tankboy April 14, 2021

zoomitin

When someone logs into a Zoom meeting and turns off their video and does anything other than pay attention to the zoom meeting.

Uhhh... was Joe in class today or did he zoomitin again?

You have a budget meeting on Friday at 3:30? Forget that, zoomitin!

zoomitin by Danteeeeeeeeee March 9, 2021