zoomitin

When someone logs into a Zoom meeting and turns off their video and does anything other than pay attention to the zoom meeting.

Uhhh... was Joe in class today or did he zoomitin again?

You have a budget meeting on Friday at 3:30? Forget that, zoomitin!

zoomitin by Danteeeeeeeeee March 9, 2021

zoomting 

noun A meeting (business, government, etc) via the Zoom platform for online videoconferencing. Could also be ubiquitous for any video conference meeting in addition to Zoom, like Coke is for soda in the southeast United States. Becoming ubiquitous during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.

verb The acting of holding/participating in a zoomting.

1. nounHow many zoomtings did you have yesterday? Five, I'm busier now than when I was at work! Yeah, me too, I had six, and my girlfriend swore really loud in the background when I wasn't muted.

2. verb What you do all day? I was zoomting with my business partner.

zoomting by Joule29 May 10, 2020

zoomitis

The brain numb you get after too many Zoom conferences at work.

Lauren: My head feels like it is packed in styrofoam, my ears are ringing, my eyes feel like sandpaper and I cannot remember a thing. Who am I and what did I do wrong?
Mychal: Oh, don't worry, you just have zoomitis from all those Zoom conferences, webinars, presentations...It will go away in time for another round of nonproductivity tomorrow.

zoomitis by The Tankboy April 14, 2021

Zomiting 

When you hold your day after drinking vomit in your mouth, and it comes out your nose.

I was zomiting on Thanksgiving last year

Zomiting by JabHerPunssy January 12, 2024