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zoomting 

noun A meeting (business, government, etc) via the Zoom platform for online videoconferencing. Could also be ubiquitous for any video conference meeting in addition to Zoom, like Coke is for soda in the southeast United States. Becoming ubiquitous during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.

verb The acting of holding/participating in a zoomting.
1. nounHow many zoomtings did you have yesterday? Five, I'm busier now than when I was at work! Yeah, me too, I had six, and my girlfriend swore really loud in the background when I wasn't muted.

2. verb What you do all day? I was zoomting with my business partner.
zoomting by Joule29 May 10, 2020
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The brain numb you get after too many Zoom conferences at work.
Lauren: My head feels like it is packed in styrofoam, my ears are ringing, my eyes feel like sandpaper and I cannot remember a thing. Who am I and what did I do wrong?
Mychal: Oh, don't worry, you just have zoomitis from all those Zoom conferences, webinars, presentations...It will go away in time for another round of nonproductivity tomorrow.
zoomitis by The Tankboy April 14, 2021

Zomiting 

When you hold your day after drinking vomit in your mouth, and it comes out your nose.
I was zomiting on Thanksgiving last year
Zomiting by JabHerPunssy January 12, 2024

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026