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A word used in the Potters Bar region of Hertfordshire meaning cocaine. The word originates from Fulhams attacking midfielder Zoltan Gera (Gear being a common slang name for the devils dust).
Since its invention the word has become prolifically used and is the subject of Ushers remix to OMG, Oh my Zolts.

Vaughan - "Fuck pussy, fuck alcohol.. its friday and Im getting bang on the Zolts!
Gav - (to the tune of OMG) Zolts zolts zolts zolts zolts

Zolts by idskids October 4, 2010

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Zoltan

Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.

Hey, who's she dating?
Looks like a Zoltan to me.

Zoltan by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019

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zoltaneering

Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question

An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"

zoltaneering by manfrom1980 August 29, 2008

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Zoltan

If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.

Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!

Zoltan by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019

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Zolton

A god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Hah!

Who would win in a fight: Thor the Thunder God or Zolton the God of Reality?

Zolton by Zolton January 8, 2004

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Zolton

Honourable member, ninja and mighty god to all beings. Also having the ability to destroy and rampage over backstabbers.

I dont dare.. Zolton will get us !

Zolton by Moe January 14, 2004

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Zoltar Zinger!

Zoltar Zinger:

A monumental laser-focused bitch-slapping zinger issued by Zoltar Speaks!, or a fellow traveler.

That reply from Zoltar Speaks! was a merciless gob-smacking and utterly devastating Zoltar Zinger!

Zoltar Zinger! by Cornelius Gotchberg January 22, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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