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If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
Hey, who's she dating?
Looks like a Zoltan to me.
Zoltan by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019
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If you know someone who is so incredibly amazing, heroic, brave, great and can change the world, they are a Zoltan. This is because the real Zoltan, Zoltan Tildy, was an amazing hero who saved us all by risking his life and single handedly defeating Nazi Germany.
Person 1: WOW! That person has got to be the best person that has ever lived!
Person 2: What a Zoltan!
Zoltan by Anonymous Zoltaniest March 27, 2019
a phrase and hand gesture used by the geeks in bubble wrap in the movie "Dude Wheres My Car"
I love when we do the zoltan gesture.
zoltan by Ohman February 13, 2006
Classical non shy pothead, usually friendly but could kill you. Kinda cute, but denies it
We’re gonna have a fun Zoltan night today
Zoltan by Spidercatgirl February 1, 2019
1) zoltan is a mythical person that is everyones best mate however no known actual sighting has ever been confirmed

2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
jaysar bank zoltan glory
zoltan by muztek July 15, 2008
A completely fictional unit of energy used by Electricians to confuse other trades, Managers and customers.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.
‘Im having trouble getting the power back on because of the Zoltan effect’.

‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.

Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’
Zoltan by Zoltan Technician November 30, 2017
A gay music teacher who likes the spank students for fun
“Hey that new teacher kinda seems like a Zoltan, we should stay away from him!”
Zoltan by Dabmakeyourlifefab November 29, 2018