by Ohman February 07, 2006
1) zoltan is a mythical person that is everyones best mate however no known actual sighting has ever been confirmed
2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
by muztek June 12, 2005
-Andrew is a little bitch
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...
by ballllller March 29, 2008
an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.
"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
by Kyle Doeden October 04, 2006
joe, "ZOLTAN!!" jim, "dude u suck, o it smells"
jim, "dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway," jim,"i thought i smelled something"
jim, "dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway," jim,"i thought i smelled something"
by azn in da atlza August 01, 2005
Zoltan, name
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
If you ever get the chance to love a Zoltan, you will be the luckiest woman in the world. Zoltan's are loving, generous, kind, funny, caring, and make the best partners. If you find yourself one, make sure you keep them! They are the sweetest people out there. They wear their heart on their sleeve and are the most amazing lovers.
by zolikasloverrrr1999 December 19, 2019
Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
by manfrom1980 March 31, 2006