zlonk 

zlonk can be in any connotation, good or bad. if used as a noun, its bad. if you call someone a zlonk, you mean it in a bad way. if used as an adjective though, its a good thing. it can be used to describe something amazing!

now, if used as a verb, it pretty much means you're gonna cream your pants. (or something along those lines...)

noun: you zlonk.
adjective: this is so zlonk!
verb: IM GONNA ZLONK EVERYWHERE!

zlonk by lanalamps August 11, 2024

Zonked 

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

Zonked by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

Zonk out 

To fall asleep, usually a deep sleep. It happens after a long day or doing drugs, commonly happening quickly or without warning. It may be one of the best kinds of sleep.

You're not gonna zonk out after smoking that bowl, are you?

Zonk out by RubbingAlcohol March 23, 2009

Zonked 

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

Zonked by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

zonk 

Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.

Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.

1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”

zonk by Trav October 1, 2004

zonked Out 

When some one has passed out.

"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."

zonked Out by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012

Zonked 

The state of which you feel when high

Guys I'm fully zonked right now

Zonked by hopeythecokeaddict August 8, 2019