Zonka

It's like zoinks. You say it when something bad happens.
It is Chicago slang used by people who are dope as fuck.

It is pronounced (ZAH-NN-KA)

I got an F on a quiz??? Zonka!
Mom, I'm adopted?? Zonka!
You're breaking up with me?? Zonka!

by Ya Boi- Gabe December 5, 2019

zonka

its like the word shiza it is an awesome word we use it like an exspression

zonka lizzie and thomas

by lizzie May 13, 2005

Zonka

Zonka is when you bait someone into correcting you by intentionally saying something stupid.

Especially useful with know-it-all’s.
They can’t help themselves.

A. Dad’s favorite NFL player was Larry Ca-Sahn-Ka
B. It’s pronounced Zonka you moron
A. No kidding. You just got Zonka’d

by Feastish March 22, 2021

wonka-zonka

go for it cuz life is short and partying is rad

"Uh-oh, I wanted to drink this milk but it expired three days ago" "Hey man, wonka-zonka!"

by wonkazonkadude6969 September 13, 2012

Zonia

The best and mysterious girl you would ever find. She is hot and knows how to keep it cool. You will never find anyone like her. Full of wisdom.

Zonia is the hottest one in the room and when she walks in everyone is frozen.

by meornotidc December 31, 2018

Dog zankation

When you spend all days before exams in doing nothing and the night before the exam you decide to study all lectures

I have an exam tomorrow. I’m in dog zankation mood now.

by Ayten Ahmed February 24, 2021

Zonja

Zonja is a beautiful girl, in both looks and soul. She loves to make great memories and think back about old ones. She is fearless and will always go after what she wants. Every guy wants to be with her, but she friend zones them, breaking hundreds of hearts in order to get the one guy she's got her eye on. She's a very loyal friend, girlfriend and wife and everybody loves her!!!!!!!!! (except Bob)

Bob: Hey Zonja, I don't like you
Jimmy: Shut up Bob, everybody loves Zonja and everyone hates you
Zonja: Sorry Jimmy, not interested. I got my eyes on one man and one man only
Jimmy cries

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G October 21, 2018