Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.
It's when you just CAN'T GET ENOUGH Zumba. Whenever you hear a song in class, your body automatically starts doing the routine much to the amazement and sometimes weird looks people give you. But you DON'T CARE. :)
A zūmbāe is a person who does the excersize of zumba so well they become a master at it and are so qualified as a master that they can teach a jazzersize class on the rip off asian copy of "excersize at home" DVD. If a zūmbaē wants to be extra then they will dance to Olivia Newton John's song "Physical" which will really get them pumped and ready to direct their class.
Me: Wow our instructor is so good at excersizing
Friend: yeahdon't you know that she's a zūmbāe