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nothing, none, nada, zilch
So how many shower selfies did you take?

Zilch. Nada. Zippola.
zippola by Alan Redgown March 14, 2014
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Zipporah 

Like her name, she is unique. A Midian name, Zipporah means “a little bird,”. No matter where she's from, her native language is sarcasm, but you love her for it. She has it all, brains, beauty and a sense of humor. Knowing her is like having your own Sofia Vergara. You can look, but you can never touch. For some girls its Maybeline, but she's born with it. She could rule the world, if she weren't busy being a sexy Mother Theresa. She can make any one laugh, if they're not stupid. All her skills are a 10, including cooking. Her specialty dish is humble pie. She makes it, but doesn't eat it, as it would ruin her goddess like figure. If you know a Zipporah, thank whichever God you believe in. He has blessed you, but not as much as he has blessed her.
Pregnant woman: I just hope my little girl is all a woman can be
Person: You mean you want her to be Zipporah?
Zipporah by Black Sofia Vergara December 7, 2013

Zippocat 

AN extremely graphic 'comic' with 15 frames, of a kitten getting set ablaze alive with a zippo lighter (or zippo fluid). This has been posted on 4chan time to time.
Anon: lets look at some cat photos
Anon #2: posts zippocat
Anon: oh no zippocat
Anon #3: WHO THE FUCK DID THIS THEY WILL PAY!
Zippocat by LuaGunsX December 25, 2022

Zipporah 

Zipporah Is A Fine Confident Woman who captures the souls of people when she walks by because of the high natural beauty in her smile and soul
Zipporah is a person who captures the minds of intimidated people
Zipporah by Suejayjohn February 27, 2017

Zippologist 

A person who collects products manufactured by Zippo Manufacturing Company in Bradford, Pennsylvania, USA. Also one who is extremely knowledgeable about ZMC and its history.
May also be referred to as a 'zip-head'.
That guy over there has lots of Zippo lighters and stuff. He is a Zippologist.

A Zippologist will be able to tell you more about what Zippo products are available.
Zippologist by zipdog October 21, 2009

zippocat 

The nickname of the cat who fell victim to being burned alive with a zippo lighter and caught on tape. Places such as 4chan, who accepts and laughs at extremely gruesome images and stories, have a high distaste for animal abuse, especially cats.
/b/tard 1: IT'S CATURDAY. POST SOME FUCKING CATS.
/b/tard 2: *posts picture of Zippocat*
/b/tard 1(to /b/tard 2): GTFO MY INTARNETS
zippocat by Reginald Maulding August 25, 2006

Zipporah 

A zipporah would be a good friend. They stick up for you and try to help, but can be a bit much. They would take things a little too far, and it could be upsetting. Their hair would be wild! And they would be outdoorsy
Person 1: Hey do you know Zipporah?
Person 2: Yeah they're a great friend! Even though they go overboard..
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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