zappola Share definition Flag A word for nothing, but with a lot of impressive archaic grunting so it sounds like a real word. Henry's wife had to put up with a lot of zappola about Harry's day when he got home from work. zappola by Pretty Prancy Pony June 17, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the zappola mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch