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The nicest man you will ever meet hazel eyes short but not too short sexy not fat skinny but not too skinny. He will have some muscles he isn't a show off so you see the skinny part but he has a 4 pack fast metabolism and has around at full adult 10 inch and in early teen years will be a solid 6 inches soft he doesn't get any ladies but they all have a crush on him. He may also have curly soft brown hair at around 5 inches he will look sexy at his finest he may look small and weak but he can beat the crap out of someone not too bully but for self defense only he may also give a warning to stop touching him he may need some personal space but it depends on who it is. Also he has a rough background and tries to never cry but he will internally
Did you see zephan at science class he was so cute I saw (insert name) rub his hair he looked so cute I am so jealous
Zephan by Tonyrodgers90 July 1, 2019
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Zephaniah 

Typically a male name but can also be used for girls too. Originates from the bible 'The Book of Zephaniah'

Also means "God has hidden"
Hey Zephaniah, come check this out!
Zephaniah by JacquilleJonassena February 17, 2021
An amazing guy with a beatiful smile and eyes you can get lost in. Zephan is someone who is extremely nice and funny, but has a rough backstory. Almost always gets the girls. Could be a superhero. Kinda crazy but is one of the popular people. Cant turn down a challenge and is a total daredevil. Sometimes is very badass, but also has a deep understanding.
Person 1: Damn who is that?
Person 2: Oh thats Zephan he’s awesome.
Zephan by Bes_frien February 11, 2018

Zephaniah 

Zephaniah Is Really Good At Everything.
Zephaniah by anonymous November 25, 2021

Zephanie 

One of the most unique people I have ever met
She's super sweet, smart, and gorgeous
Friend: bro! why'd you break up with Zephanie?
Me: She intimidates me man!
Zephanie by MetalJP December 14, 2010
Zephan is the sexiest man you will ever meet he may look skinny but is truly strong he has a 4 pack he doesn't like too brag about anything he may also be very intelligent he may not make the smartest decisions but he is smart. He is charming and you can get lost in his divine hazel eyes. He can have the softest and cutest hair style when he has around 5 inches of hair and it is usually

curlier the longer it grows. He may have a high pitch voice but he wont mind He is usually around 4"11 in middle school and has a 6 inch dick soft and when in adulthood he can have a 12 inch dick. He is strong and wont let anybody fuck with him he will need personal space but he can fuck up anyone. He is not scared of anything and only jokes around and when someone touches him he will warn them to not touch him and try not to lethal when he attacks in self defense. He willonly attack a bully or anyone that attacks him he will only attack them I self defense. He may not get any girlfriends but he may have people crush on him and maybe he crushes back but he will never tell
Omg did you see zephan at prom with his sexy hair and eyes he is so perfect
Zephan by Tonyrodgers90 July 1, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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