zeaus 

Zeus’ brother who was forgotten and is a regular human being who has really bad social skills ;3

Zeaus is bad with people

zeaus by Smeagoman July 7, 2018

Zeus 

Greek God of Thunder. He also happens to be a hoe as he has no problem banging the shit out of his sisters, daughters, mortals, creatures, and even a man.

Zeus: I'm gonna put my dick in it.

Everyone: Don't put ur dick in it.

Zeus: toO LATE

Zeus by Plagiarism2.09gagthief May 29, 2018

Zeus Swerve 

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.

Zeus Swerve by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

Zeus 

The biggest womanizer of all the gods

"Did you hear. Zeus cheated on Hera again."
"Huh, it must be Tuesday "

Zeus by Mendes101 July 3, 2015

Zeus 

The Greek mythology God of incest and adultery. He also controls lightning or sum shit.

Zeus is the name of a Greek God

Zeus by Okazaki Tomoya April 15, 2021

Zeus-Fucked 

when one roasts the bowl

Eric Jones Zeus-Fucked the damn bowl again!

Zeus-Fucked by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010

Oh really Zeus 

A phrase used in sarcastic response to an obvious or inane statement.

*Bob enters the room with disappointment written on his face
Tina: Omg are you not having a good day rn broskie
Bob: Oh really Zeus? How could you tell, smh
Tina: Chill bro, take it easy!

Oh really Zeus by juniorman June 2, 2015