Zemus 

A Zemus is typically a meme driven whore who will slay your bussy.

Gurl yes, that is Zemus our bussy slayed queen!

Zemus by NoThanksQueenxoxo January 31, 2023

Zemus 

1)An ownage RuneScape player who likes to use the words "Pns" and "No u" as well as being known to have an unreliable internet connection and uses a very rare language 'moose speak' (2) Also is used to describe someone who loves to eat tortellas.

(1)(Dude1)"ffs dood!, laik i just disconnect & died at rock lobsters wif all my stoof" | "Wow, Get your net fixed you Zemus!" (2)(Guy1) "OMFG DUDE I'M HAVING A TORTELLA FOR LUNCH!" | (Guy2) "Wow, Never knew you were a Zemus"

Zemus by Jar_ February 28, 2009

Zeus 

Greek God of Thunder. He also happens to be a hoe as he has no problem banging the shit out of his sisters, daughters, mortals, creatures, and even a man.

Zeus: I'm gonna put my dick in it.

Everyone: Don't put ur dick in it.

Zeus: toO LATE

Zeus by Plagiarism2.09gagthief May 29, 2018

Zeus Swerve 

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.

Zeus Swerve by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

Zeus 

The biggest womanizer of all the gods

"Did you hear. Zeus cheated on Hera again."
"Huh, it must be Tuesday "

Zeus by Mendes101 July 3, 2015

Zeus 

The Greek mythology God of incest and adultery. He also controls lightning or sum shit.

Zeus is the name of a Greek God

Zeus by Okazaki Tomoya April 15, 2021

Zeus-Fucked 

when one roasts the bowl

Eric Jones Zeus-Fucked the damn bowl again!

Zeus-Fucked by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010