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The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*
Zesus by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020
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Zesus is our Lord in Savior Larry. He is the true religion of our modern world. Him and his accomplice Parker, protect us from all things wevil.

Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.
Praise our Lord Zesus Larry in the name of Shrek.
Zesus by SapphireGemixo October 3, 2017
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Greek God of Thunder. He also happens to be a hoe as he has no problem banging the shit out of his sisters, daughters, mortals, creatures, and even a man.
Zeus: I'm gonna put my dick in it.

Everyone: Don't put ur dick in it.

Zeus: toO LATE

Zeus Swerve 

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.
I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.
"Did you hear. Zeus cheated on Hera again."
"Huh, it must be Tuesday "
Zeus by Mendes101 July 3, 2015
A cool confident person who wears the hottest expensive brand name clothing & huge excessive jewelry. First associated in a man being a womanizer, player or a fuckboy. Then later evolved in being a leader or someone in charge, usually mixed with the connotation of being a drug lord, gangster or pimp.

The Trinidadian slang 'zesser' or 'zess' originates from the English word zest or zesty which means to be appealingly, appetizing or sharp.
I'm wanna be a zesser. She's dating a zesser. I need a real zesser in my life.
Zesser by Matic868 February 15, 2020
The Greek mythology God of incest and adultery. He also controls lightning or sum shit.
Zeus is the name of a Greek God
Zeus by Okazaki Tomoya April 15, 2021
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