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Zeused

When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.
Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.
by Sold For Parts August 1, 2011
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Zeused

the god of the most awesomeness ; can not get any better
Guy 1: "Wow i just got a perfect score!"
Guy 2: "You totally Zeused it!"
by I am Netty June 10, 2011
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zeused

(to zeus) the acting of being zeused
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing
We went out and zeused five bitches the other day... it was faaaantastic.
by groundbeef March 17, 2007
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Zeused

When a dude has his back blown out by a dudette and she leaves his booty hole looking like the Sarlacc Pit from "Return of the Jedi".
"Damn, she totally zeused his ass. He may never recover."
by DirtyBert June 9, 2021
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Zeusenstein

Zeuenstein is the online gaming handle of an infamous player and troll of various First Person Shooter (FPS) games who has been active since the late 1990's.

Zeusenstein is famous for being highly skilled and erratic, sometimes sabotaging the efforts of his own team and at others dominating game play. Zeusenstein has been active in various First Person Shooter games across various consoles. Some notable games in which he has been spotted are Doom, Quake, Halo PC, Unreal Tournament and the entire Call of Duty series.

He will belittle and harass his own team, team kill and block them into corners putting his own team very far behind only to come back and dominate the other team.

Sometimes voice chat will be used where he generally speaks nonsense. He has at times convinced opposing teams to let him "hang out" at their spawn points and has spent entire games at the enemie's flag on capture the flag game modes holding off from obtaining a single kill.

When he appears to be actually playing the game, he is able to dominate with little effort. Known for a "rush in and kill" game style relying heavily on his quick reaction speed and ability to outgun multiple opponents simultaneously out in the open.

It is said he may possibly be the best first person shooter gamer of all time, though often erratic behavior for his own entertainment prevents any kind of official accolade.
You just killed their entire team without being hit, you zeusensteined those guys.
by pestering_hammer June 3, 2014
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Da_Zeuse

Da_Zeuse is a User or Term reffered to a person that is mentally unhinged, hornier than most people, has a lot of memes, will traumatize you in any way shape or form, and it will defenitely make fun of every person on earth.
They are highly homophobic, sexist, transphobic, nazist etc.
User1: Hey bro you have that new pokemon game?
User2: SHIT MY BRO ITS TRASHFFNEIJWQJFNB SMH cant they make a normal game for once?
User1: Bro, you was acting like Da_Zeuse
by Sutuart August 7, 2021
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Zeusadite

A very tough, beautiful Dutch model on Pornhub! She will always rise and prevails!
Zeusadite reigns true
by Zeusadite May 19, 2022
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