zarkid

zarkid is a word that defines pirated software of illegal feet pictures.

"is that zarkid on your computer?"
" uhh no."

by muralisedgooberoninschool April 22, 2022

zarkin

adjective; describing how awesomely cool and towel-conscious a person is. Common used with frood.

That guy is so Zarkin! He's like a total zarkin frood!

by saralim July 12, 2005

zarking

An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; the adjective form of zark.

"Where the zarking photon have you been?" hissed Ford.

by AlanH April 12, 2006

zarkiszt

A FEMALE WHO IS A FAKE, VAIN, DISRESPECTFUL,LIAR,UNHEALTHY, SELFISH, CHEATING ASS BITCH, SLUT,COWARD, NEVER HAPPY, IGNORANT, SNOB WHO DESERVES TO BE SLAPPED IN THE FUCKING FACE , AND WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL WHEN SHE DIES, WHERE SHE WILL BURN AND BE RIPPED APART OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN SCREAMING BRUTAL AGONY FOR ALL ETERNITY.

"SHE ONLY POST FACE PICS, BECAUSE SHES A FAT ZARKISZT BITCH"

by RELAX, IM A PROFESSIONAL... December 27, 2018

zarkin

Vulgar alien slang. Look up "fuckin".

Ford: "How could a planet be closed?"
Zaphod: "Zarkin' A cousin!"

by Gerbil Hunter January 14, 2016

Zarkadios

The absolute example of "greatness" and "perfection" in a human body. He's handsome, smart, awesome and always in style. If you're a girl from 13-15 this year or after 2024 over-eighteen, I am your type like fr. Don't forget to drop a follow on Instagram @p.zarkadakhs

Look at him! He must be Zarkadios himself! I think i am gonna marry him❤️

by Ksakosaderfakoskopriths February 23, 2021

Zarking

Zarking (verb) refers to a particular combination of walking and dancing. A 'Zarker' tends to walk sideways with robotic movements, whilst making a quack noise usually characteristic of a duck (in particular, the Malard). The term was coined in mid 2008 by visionaries Bill and Mark, who realised that Zarking was not recognised by mainstream western culture, or for that matter any culture across the world - either mainstream or subcultural.

Zark - to indulge in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I will Zark my way to the moon.")

Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)

Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")

Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")

BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")

by Mark Jimmy Hughes May 20, 2008