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A person’s vigorous and undying loyalty of something they know is bad or low quality, yet they continue to support it in futile hope that their favorite celebrity, television show, place, ect. may someday recover from its lowest point; either out of pity, nostalgic attachment, or everlasting love to the thing, they refuse to accept the reality that the light of their light ended up being so poorly conceived, like a beloved television show that started out as an amazing concept with gorgeous animation and complex characters slowly devolving into nothing but nonsensical toilet humor and animation quality of the poorest form, undeserving of any praise whatsoever, or an inspirational celebrity or idol who revealed their true colors as a dishonorable and an awful human-being, but they manage to look past those important flaws in order to continue loving it, longing for nothing but to see better days for it.
As the seasons of the show progressed, all my friends concluded that the quality of the show got worse and worse, and although I saw where they were coming from, I zarked it too much to fully agree with them
Zarked by AAA5555dd August 29, 2018
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Zarked, otherwise known as "Zonked" or "Zanxed", means to be absolutely brain dead and trippin balls. Typically used when someone is drop-dead drunk or high out of their mind, but it can be used for anything, as long as you're smelling colours and reading voices.
"Duuuuuude, I'm like... toootaaally Zarked rn..."
"Dawg go tf to sleep"
Zarked by SpectacularCr0w March 24, 2023
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Zarked • Zacked • zared • zorked • Zanked • zaked • zarted • Zerked • Zacked out • Zacked Up
High out of your mind. Thunderbaked.
Just ate a weed choco I am so zorked rn
Zorked by Jms928 October 20, 2018
being hella pilled out on any kind of downer.
Dude, do you know where i can get some lortabs, I'm trying to get zarred tonight.
zarred by jay dirt January 9, 2010
Yooo zared is so fye and cute asfff
zared by Scott11 May 10, 2017
To have a perfectly sculpted body like WWE Superstar and host of Z! True Long Island Story, the WWE Internet Champion Long Island Iced Z Zack Ryder.
EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW I GET SO ZACKED, ITS CAUSE I USE THE INVISIBLE JUMPWROPE BRO! ARE YOUR SERIOUS?

BRO, I KNOW I’M ZACKED AND EVERYTHING BUT HOW DO I GET AS BIG AS YOU?

NOW I’M FEELIN SO ZACKED LIKE A Z6

AS YOU CAN SEE I’M ZACKED, BUT I’M COVERED IN HAIR
Zacked by Woo Woo Woo December 9, 2011
The act of punching a shark in the face.
A shark was attacking me, but it swam away after I Zakked it.
Zakked by Z-Tango September 30, 2009
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