zarkin

adjective; describing how awesomely cool and towel-conscious a person is. Common used with frood.

That guy is so Zarkin! He's like a total zarkin frood!

by saralim July 12, 2005

zarkin

Vulgar alien slang. Look up "fuckin".

Ford: "How could a planet be closed?"
Zaphod: "Zarkin' A cousin!"

by Gerbil Hunter January 14, 2016

zerking off

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn

Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”

by SDuckMe December 31, 2020

Zarkon

The bitch that started the intergalactic war for Voltron

Zarkon: I was an idiot so now I'm gonna start a war for Voltron because I'm an idiot

by BitchyFandomTrashHeap01 January 9, 2018

Zarting

Zarting is the act of telling your opinion about something you totally have no idea about, so instead of saying I don't know you start improvising and zarting about the topic

* How many states in USA?
- 432
* Man, you are zarting

by IbrahimHassan May 28, 2020

Zorkin

a cooler version of working, originally a typo because someones keyboard was not working

Ya, Bobs zorkin in his office

,y keyboqrd qint zorkin

by teh_Mirari March 5, 2008

zerkin off

masturbating with extreme vigor

yo my guy in the next room straight zerkin off

by zerkin it February 12, 2022