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Vulgar alien slang. Look up "fuckin".
Ford: "How could a planet be closed?"
Zaphod: "Zarkin' A cousin!"
zarkin by Gerbil Hunter January 14, 2016
Related Words
zarking • zarkin • Zarina • Zacking Off • Zacking • Zaking • Zanking • zarin • zarinah • Zarinda

zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn
Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”
zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020
The bitch that started the intergalactic war for Voltron
Zarkon: I was an idiot so now I'm gonna start a war for Voltron because I'm an idiot
Zarkon by BitchyFandomTrashHeap01 January 9, 2018
Zarting is the act of telling your opinion about something you totally have no idea about, so instead of saying I don't know you start improvising and zarting about the topic
* How many states in USA?
- 432
* Man, you are zarting
Zarting by IbrahimHassan May 28, 2020
a cooler version of working, originally a typo because someones keyboard was not working
Ya, Bobs zorkin in his office

,y keyboqrd qint zorkin
Zorkin by teh_Mirari March 5, 2008

zerkin off 

yo my guy in the next room straight zerkin off
zerkin off by zerkin it February 12, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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