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Vulgar alien slang. Look up "fuckin".
Ford: "How could a planet be closed?"
Zaphod: "Zarkin' A cousin!"
zarkin by Gerbil Hunter January 14, 2016
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zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn
Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”
zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020
The bitch that started the intergalactic war for Voltron
Zarkon: I was an idiot so now I'm gonna start a war for Voltron because I'm an idiot
Zarkon by BitchyFandomTrashHeap01 January 9, 2018
Zarting is the act of telling your opinion about something you totally have no idea about, so instead of saying I don't know you start improvising and zarting about the topic
* How many states in USA?
- 432
* Man, you are zarting
Zarting by IbrahimHassan May 28, 2020
a cooler version of working, originally a typo because someones keyboard was not working
Ya, Bobs zorkin in his office

,y keyboqrd qint zorkin
Zorkin by teh_Mirari March 5, 2008

zerkin off 

yo my guy in the next room straight zerkin off
zerkin off by zerkin it February 12, 2022