zarking 

An expletive in Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series; the adjective form of zark.

"Where the zarking photon have you been?" hissed Ford.

zarking by AlanH April 12, 2006

Zarking 

Zarking (verb) refers to a particular combination of walking and dancing. A 'Zarker' tends to walk sideways with robotic movements, whilst making a quack noise usually characteristic of a duck (in particular, the Malard). The term was coined in mid 2008 by visionaries Bill and Mark, who realised that Zarking was not recognised by mainstream western culture, or for that matter any culture across the world - either mainstream or subcultural.

Zark - to indulge in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I will Zark my way to the moon.")

Zarking - when one Zarks, one can consider oneself to be Zarking (e.g. I'm Zarking my way to the moon as we speak." I actually am.)

Zarker - one who indulges in the act of Zarking (e.g. "I hear Nelson Mandela is a bit of a Zarker.")

Zarkastic - to be clever and witty whilst Zarking (e.g. "Jim-bob made a rather Zarkastic comment as he siddled across the room in a sideways, robotic manner whilst making quack noises.")

BeZark - to indulge in the act of Zarking to an excessive degree, often as the result of addiction. (e.g. "oh no, Barry's gone Bezark again and he's knocked the kettle into Grandma's lavender curry.")

Zarking by Mark Jimmy Hughes May 20, 2008

Zarking 

To do "research" on a computer, tablet, or smart phone... while not doing work like things. Such as searching for a Star Trek tricorder device to buy for a collection or a gift.

My spouse was zarking for over an hour earlier. IDK... I think she's looking for the perfect gift for my mother for her birthday.... but, I'm not sure.

Zarking by unstoppable_wifey November 22, 2022

zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn

Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”

zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020

Zarting

Zarting is the act of telling your opinion about something you totally have no idea about, so instead of saying I don't know you start improvising and zarting about the topic

* How many states in USA?
- 432
* Man, you are zarting

Zarting by IbrahimHassan May 28, 2020

Zacking out

To become the most awsome person in your family by growing long hair.

Josh is Zacking out and now chicks are all over him!

Zacking out by joshua124 July 25, 2010

zarkin 

adjective; describing how awesomely cool and towel-conscious a person is. Common used with frood.

That guy is so Zarkin! He's like a total zarkin frood!

zarkin by saralim July 12, 2005