a wise and zany person. usually looked up to and looks out for others at times. mostly laid back but is legendary for his rambunctious craziness and words. this person may seem odd, bizarre, and sort of the lone ranger type but deep within the intellectual wits of the zaffo psyche lies mysterious conundrums and secrets which no other human being BUT a zaffo can hold. there is but one zaffo in this universe. wannabes will be fined, prosecuted, and thrown deep within the combustible gates of H E double hockey sticks.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Zaffo... wtf is zaffo, sounds like a form of fungitudinal mossitious puss that grows on your eyelids, or is that scake...