zaffo

a wise and zany person. usually looked up to and looks out for others at times. mostly laid back but is legendary for his rambunctious craziness and words. this person may seem odd, bizarre, and sort of the lone ranger type but deep within the intellectual wits of the zaffo psyche lies mysterious conundrums and secrets which no other human being BUT a zaffo can hold. there is but one zaffo in this universe. wannabes will be fined, prosecuted, and thrown deep within the combustible gates of H E double hockey sticks.

zaffo: "..beware the siamese gun"
dude #1 : "dude, zaffo's the man"
dude #2 : "the man is zaffo"
random dude : "zaffo sucks, dude"
dude #1,#2 : "....."
beats the fuck out of random dude for blasphemy
zaffo : nods.... spits a few words of wisdom out then later buys everyone a round of beers on him

by thepinktarantula December 2, 2004

zaffo

Zaffo... wtf is zaffo, sounds like a form of fungitudinal mossitious puss that grows on your eyelids, or is that scake...

j' dude, wtf is zaffo
dude 1' ZAFFO MAN ITS ZAFFO EVERY1 KNOWS THE ZAFFO
j' mmmm
dude 2 pokes insestuiously at dude 1
dude 1' oi man stop that shit, ur crazy
dude 2' nah man its worth your while
j' wtf has this to do with zaffo ?

by J April 1, 2005

zaffin

another way of saying lying

yo why you zaffin for?

by zaf January 20, 2008

zaffira

can be described as the prettiest thing in the world, her smile is so shiny, her laugh, mesmerizing, the most important of all most beautiful girl ive ever seen, i love her. with all my heart

are you zaffira? because please be mine

by anonymousXJustSomeGuy December 28, 2017

zaffirian

To be a dick to one's closest friends.

Greg asks his friends to pick him up at the train station. They quickly drop what they are doing, drive 20 minutes to the train station and wait for their close friend. They hastened, but arrived 5 minutes late. In the mean time, their friend Greg has taken a cab, saw his friends arrive from the window of the cab, and let them wait for him for the next half hour as he leisurely sat in the cab on his way home. Greg was Zaffirian in this situation.

by Matt Hornick March 28, 2008

zafo

A weird puppet created by Liam Lynch.

Nothin'.

by Julie April 21, 2003

Zarfot

1)Being excessively quick at something. 2)Doing something without mistakes. 3)Closest thing to being perfect.

1)Bob: Dude how fast can you finish task? Jim: 19 Seconds.
Bob: How!?!? It takes the average person 25 Seconds. Jim: What can i say, I'm a zarfot.

2)Bob: So dude i was doing this agility run today and i mis clicked and i ended up going backwars. Jim: Lmao that never happens to me, i'm a zarfot.

3)Bob: Did you see that guy? He's so perfect. Jim: Yeah he's such a zarfot

by Zarfot July 7, 2009