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A small child that dwells in the sewers feeding on shit and bathing in piss.
Dude you look like zaffer.
zaffer by jameslbrookens July 28, 2011
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zaffer • zafer • zeffer • Zafeera • zafeerah • Zaffar • Zaffron • Zaafer • Zafeer • Zafereena
can be described as the prettiest thing in the world, her smile is so shiny, her laugh, mesmerizing, the most important of all most beautiful girl ive ever seen, i love her. with all my heart
are you zaffira? because please be mine
zaffira by anonymousXJustSomeGuy December 28, 2017

zaffirian 

To be a dick to one's closest friends.
Greg asks his friends to pick him up at the train station. They quickly drop what they are doing, drive 20 minutes to the train station and wait for their close friend. They hastened, but arrived 5 minutes late. In the mean time, their friend Greg has taken a cab, saw his friends arrive from the window of the cab, and let them wait for him for the next half hour as he leisurely sat in the cab on his way home. Greg was Zaffirian in this situation.
zaffirian by Matt Hornick March 28, 2008
A zeffer is a fanboy or fangirl of the small streamer named Captainzef. Just Like the term "Jake Pauler", Zef, is what he goes by, decided to name his group of viewers the zeffers. His viewerbase loved it so much they go by the zeffer gang now.
Dylan: Shoutouts to zef and his zeffers bro!
Rob: the fuck is a zeffer?
Dylan: Only the best fanbase around the internet! *dab*
Zeffers by Zefman9000 January 17, 2018
successful person, someone who gets all that he/she desires.
Nick got promoted and bought a new car last month, he is such a zafer.
zafer by LBx44 March 1, 2009
The master of rave, fights, and buttfucking.

Known to make some pretty badass beats.
Yo, rave tonight?
YEAH, I'M SUCH A ZAFER!
Zafer by kookachu October 23, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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