Your husband 

Ha! Did your son ask if he was your brother?

Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"

Your husband by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband 

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband by Dude Regular October 24, 2010

national give your husband a blowjob day

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.

Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day

national give your husband a blowjob day by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

Eat your husband day by a person better than you December 29, 2020

National Slap your husband day 

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

National Slap your husband day by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

your dads husband 

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.

Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):[

your dads husband by cortizzle January 11, 2009

Your boyfriends husband 

when your boyfriend has a husband.

hold on a sec i'm going to dinner.
with Your boyfriends husband?

Your boyfriends husband by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021