Definitions by cortizzle

your dads husband 

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.

Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):

your dads husband by cortizzle January 11, 2009

nigga rocks 

big, diamond, or fake diamond earings, seen mostly on black people or white people who are trying to act black

Jake: hey look at sams new earings
David: damnnn those are some nice nigga rocks!

nigga rocks by cortizzle December 22, 2008